I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
I woke up and my panties were thumbtacked to his wall. Out of my reach.
Found my puke from September encrusted to the floor under the dresser while cleaning before move out ..... Oh Freshman year
Chelsea handler, $19 million - Forbes women top 100. Seriously she shaped her career around her love of vodka. HERO.
...just for future reference, one Four Loko can fits PERFECTLY in a venti iced coffee cup from Starbucks
Just made a photo collage of the girls I've hooked up with this summer. I'm patting myself on my back right now
She was blacklisted from the Uhaul center...what the fuck do you have to do to get blacklisted from a Uhaul center
She had her underwear around her neck. No one can tell me i'm a slut now.
we started the countdown to drunken sledding this weekend.
scream really loud. we think you crawled under the deck
After Madison dropped a bottle of full vodka an it shattered on the floor, it was quiet for literally 3 min straight and then drew said "the booze gods have spoken"
I really don't think there's anything more liberating than farting.in a loud bar where no one.can.hear you
A warmed up burrito and jelly beans. The breakfast of champions.
So many people have told me I have great tits tonight, I'm unstoppable
I have to sleep with him. We're too much alike. It's like clash of the titans, except instead of clashing, he's putting it in me.
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