He started to lick my mole,thinking it was my nipple.
there isn't one for "I'll give you an I'm sorry blowjob" but that's also an option you have. in the meantime here is an emoticon of a caterpillar
I deleted my history right in front of my girlfriend w/out her seeing. Let's go skydiving with no parachutes. I can live thru anything.
dude, you declined head because you wanted to tell her about how you put cinnamon in your weed. also, we're low on Chef Boyardee
I just had the best counseling appointment lets fucking rage
Nice. The Governor's son bruised my vagina.
That's going to be the title of my memoir.
I was proudly and successfully the first girl ever to get kicked out of a the bar for being too drunk last night. Loving spring break.
We celebrated our relationship by shotgunning beers on his lawn in our underwear. I may have to marry this man...
Played never have I ever with high schoolers today. Needless to say they brought up threesomes so I had to make a judgement call and decided to not put my finger down
You randomly sent me a black Santa Claus emoji at 2am. I think alcohol was involved.
I feel slightly un-patriotic right now... I just got cock blocked by the Air Force!
The night's not a success unless at least 60% of participants wake up with bite marks on their genitals the next morning.
I don't know what kind of parties you go to, but we should hang out more often.
Dude. $3 Jack n Cokes AND Cheesesticks... Find me tomorrow plz
Who was that dick in the suit telling us to stop drinking?
The priest.
Yes I went home with her last night. I woke up this morning and ran into my boss on the way to the bathroom. Monday is going to suck at work.
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