Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
Me too. Send a cab. Order food.
he puts the penis in happiness.
Man THE POSTAL SERVICE is awesome when I'm high..... But they suck when I'm sober.
we're ranked number 5 for having the most pot in the country for a university school. idk if i should feel worried or just plain blessed.
is that a crab cake on the shelf with the dvd's....?
If you're that baked in a class full of people that know you're that baked you tend to offer up a peace offering. Its like the burrito of trust! If eaten you are now obligated to help maintain my grades and keep me from falling out of my chair. $3.75 a morning is worth it for that mafia type protection!
It has become abundantly clear why you give me pixie stix when you're drunk now...
Whore. There is deli meat in my wallet.
I blacked out for most of the day but apparently I still met with my prof. I made notes...
Note to self: if you decide to go to the gym when you're coming down from your day high to shoot some hoops, do NOT play pickup basketball with the big black dudes who need a sixth
Was the guy in the cowboy hat kinda hot or have I just not had sex in a really long time?
She took me into the bathroom and force fed me a panini, it was pretty good.
It's not even 8:30a, wine glass is broken, there's sugar everywhere, and your mom just asked me what MILF means.
I did it again.
I drunk texted John McCain.
Just passed a girl holding a jar filled with what appeared to be diarrhea
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