He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
you could play connect the dots with the people ive fucked in this room
I just withdrew $200 in ones. I think the teller knew what was up
Theres two guys using a blow up doll to hold their beers while they float around the pool
Im on my way, tell them to get ready for a high-five
best line ever after sex today..."wow, that was a porn-star sized load"
I try to help out whenever I can. Speaking of rough nights I woke up half naked on Brady's couch with bloody paper towels duct taped to my foot.
Finished sriting an apology letter to my liver 2 weeks before st. Patricks game on
You insisted we help some homeless guy put up posters for his missing pet alligator so we left you there because they were really just Chinese takeout menus.
Tell Chris I said sorry for yelling "It's my vagina, let me do what I want with it!" at the party last night.
I was like a damn cattle dog, I separated all the sheep, I can wing man for anyone on this campus.
I'm hoarding IKEA meatballs in my purse
Grateful to be alive soliciting dick pics. Thankful i'm alive for these little things and especially these big ones too.
at this point I think you're judging my taste in men
I swear I'm not
It's okay, I'm judging my taste in men
its not much but to go through all that to ask for half a balls worth of money was so stressful
He really is. Owns his own house and has more than one towel!
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