im gay
i know
yea but for you.
They are literally fucking next to the DJ Booth to a techno Remix to Pacman. She is going waka waka waka. WHY ARE YOU NOT HERE FOR THIS?!
You tried to convince our cab driver that your $2 bill was worth $11.70
No one will ever love me with the amount of puke on my hand
I just masturbated to the audio from my psych lecture . . . this screwing my prof fantasy is getting serious.
the condom is still stuck, that's what I get for being responsible
This should be a warning to men everywhere: do not send pictures of your erect penis to women you hardly know - they will add cats and send them to all of their friends.
It's gay softball weekend. Lots of hot gay strangers to go home with.
I want my birthday to be like the hunger games where all the contenders for my vaj have to fight each other off to win the prize
Can I have the second place winner?
He said that he doesn't like skittles. This relationship is over an it hasn't even started yet.
Last night you snap chatted some chick a pic of bottle service with the caption "send tits"
the second she challenged me to mario kart drinking game i knew i was in love
Can you get snapchat back so I can show you all the places I threw up in/on last night?
I think he knows I took a picture of him. Why I don't get punched in the face more often is anyone's guess.
I have to have boobs, you have the charm and wholesomeness that gets boyfriends... And i have boobs
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