There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
i just pissed myself at work. maybe they'll buy the old coffee spill trick
both roomates are passed out on the floor. I feel like I'm missing out on crucial bonding time by sleeping in my bed.
this bucketlist has just become an excuse for me to be slutty, and i'm not even ashamed
You guys better make it up to the cabin in time for mud wrestling on Saturday. I'm not kidding. You know when I joke, and now is not one of those times.
i think if i got caught drinking at work i could get away with it if i started crying and saying my cat just died. as long as i'm confident.
In my drunkeness I was planning how to throw up without my parents hearing. I was gonna go for a "run" and just throw up outside.
Woke up with a raging boner...good feeling abt this trial
I would ask what did you do but I feel like who did you do is probably more appropriate
First of all you can never say anal too much. Second I now think you're a total gentleman.
Rarely has that paragraph ever been put together
I was a plus one at an intervention for a person I didn't know.
You know you have a problem when your man yells at you that his penis is not your personal play toy.
My mom is dancing slutty on the bar I need more drinks to be ok with this
my comprehension of H.D. Thoreau really dives after 8 beers.....
It will astound me if they ever let you graduate.
Got a blowjob while watching James Bond's "Octopussy." My 13 year old self would be so proud
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