I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
I didn't go out last night, but I dreamed that I blacked out and the *CRAZY* thing I did was to eat 12 cupcakes off 12 diff plates and stack them up neatly. If I had a life, I'd hate it.
i feel like a thai whore the morning after the navy left.
he thought i was passed out so he proceeded to jerk off while i lay on the floor next to him
If I had a penis I would totaly hang shit off it. Like stretched out peach rings and fruit rollups.
He managed to scream "cowabunga bitch" before he went down on me. Let me know if you still like him.
This is final. The chair stays in the bathroom, we are too old to be puking from the floor, grown ups sit in chairs infront of the toilet to puke.
Or grown ups don't drink themselves into vomiting.
he does have a point though, watching you drink makes me never want to drink again
I need you to help me convince Steph that she will like Tequila if she would chase it with A-1
why are our drunk alter egos so much more successful than us?
I'm sure me singing - rather loudly - "fuck me in the back seat" last night didn't help either.
her mom went out of her way to book us a room with separate beds... her level of gay denial is in beast mode
Update - might be back in your neighbor's good graces. She liked the framed photo I gave her of me on the tractor with my business out.
My vibrator box just fell off the table and hit my cat in the head, he is a little stunned. Good thing I went medium size
I'm thinking my boss switched to all cordless keyboards and mouses so that none of us would hang ourselves in the office.
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