Like worst hickies ever he always gives them like wtf
Stop being a whore!!! Everyone can see!!!!
So the "just a friend" kid confessed his love for me...sometimes I hate how awesome I am.
was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
I literally recorded a toilet flushing to make it his ringtone to remind me what a piece of shit he is
As i was blowing him Silent Night came on his iTunes. I said "it isn't christmas" and he moans "yeah it is."
I had fun last year but I was one half of the hoe train back then. At least I'll feel better about myself as a person this year.
I'm going to miss going to the strip club though.
I don't know bro, all I could remember is that he kept saying hallelujah and calling that girl Slutimus Prime
The police report said that there were 25 cases of bud light, two hookers fighting in the street, 13 cop cars, and two road blocks, a kid got tazered, another got maced, and over a hundred people in the house
So that means its a bad thing that your dad found it huh?
Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
There's a chance I told a cop that I was ready for him to strip I may have even taken some ones out of my purse and stuck them in his holster
We have to do it Saturday and get a thirty. If i remember correctly it takes me 12 beers to become a wizard
I put miralax in my rum/coke. Go hard or go home.
I always know im high when I can't remember how to pee.
you have 10 seconds to explain why the toilet is full of bread or its ALL GOING ON YOUR BED.
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