Which one of you FUCKERS filled the toilet with soil and planted my mothers daisys in it? NOT FUCKING HAPPY
You're earring is so big in my mouth
thanks for stopping by when you did. making a meatball quesadilla while high was a bad choice
Just saw your girl from last night... Be embarrassed
how much ball-pain constitutes an emergency?
He's grinding topless with a group of girls to that discovery channel song. May I take a message?
I thought I was pretty much sober now but then I realized I've been eating scrambled eggs with my hands...
This is ridiculous. I’m in fucking college getting high off a potato.
Easter bunny might get some gnarly munches and not even have enought candy left to hand out
bring the pregnancy test and the margarita mix, see you in 15
It was just a matte of pubes and mustard.
Now with the essential back story, I can empathize. Sorry about your beer and butthole.
So, anyways, aside from wanting to seduce my roommate for booze, how's everything been
I cuddled with a man named Pickles
why did you kick open the doors at church screaming whos ready to party?
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