My eyes are so dilated i literally have night vision right now.
lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
i thought they made a 7-hour walmart run, but they were actually in jail.
I feel like the other woman.
You ARE the other woman.
hey this is Madison. you gave me your number last night and asked me to remind you that you didn't fuck anyone. you okay?
I blacked out after running into my soc TA in the beer garden. came to dancing on the speakers at major lazer and making out with said TA.
She had caution tape on her head and she blew me.
God I miss you. I want to fuck your face... Then do all the girly cuddly shit too.
i don't know how to react to you in a diaper crying and calling a football 'sadie'.
do you think there's enough of the fabric you gave me to make a crop top for a cat?
I'm nothing if not determined to sleep with everyone at that company
If I'm able to walk tomorrow morning, I'm gonna be really disappointed with myself...
Is it weird I can only picture you in my heels naked?
Be proud; I'm a versatile boyfriend
Sorry you saw my balls. Pregame includes a lot of shaving.
He just canceled. I got an amazing new dress and now he’s decided he’s spending the weekend with his family
In other news, there’s some rando in an expensive hotel bar who is going to get very lucky tonight because I love the way this dress makes my tits look. Want to help me find him?
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