I have this strange craving to see a really fat person go down a slipnslide
You should have seen her, she looked like a skinny Jabba The Hutt
That literally makes no sense
Exactly
i did nothiing wrong other than not tell that kid his whole back was covered in puke
These welts and bruises from letting gay boys whip my thighs last night are a clear indication i should lay off the tequila.
Kyle's mobile fuck service..... Kinda has a nice ring to it don't you think??
There's s woman at the corner of the bar dancing by herself in her seat and making eye contact with me. Please hurry.
So because I'm off tomorrow that means your dick could be in my mouth majority of that time
It's no longer hooking up, we have definitely graduated to Sport Fucking....
It's probably not healthy how legit bummed I am that my bottled of wine is gone.
I tried eating pop-rocks while giving him a bj, I honestly think I was more disappointed with the results than he was.
I don't know where I'm at. But I'm pretty sure what I'm looking at is a small bear.
Well it might’ve been because you asked to play What Makes You Beautiful at the club
? I'm just sitting watching something borrowed alone, crying in my boxers , feel like I should probably do something
It was the scariest thing ever having a flame that close to my balls...
wow. that really looks like a penis. not a top hat
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