You gave him head? He fingered you? A little bit of make out?
WHAT THE FUCK ITS LIKE YOU WERE THERE
do you know your status is "goal for vegas: hook up with a girl AND a boy"?
and THATS why i'm not adding my mom on facebook
Well he asked to have a sober hang out so i guess that constitutes as a date in college
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
He pulled the washer 5 feet out from the wall screaming about quarters
she gave me a blowjob during our lunchbreak and expected me not to tell people
I can always make him wear a mask... I'll tell him it's a fetish.
Well, on the plus side, the hospital gave me a shirt that says "Makes a bad ass look good"
if you fuck our toilet off the wall again, i'm going to be so mad.
She is currently drunk and caressing my professor's face with one hand.
I'm worried because he hasn't removed it.
I made that picture of you my lock screen. So I've just been standing around at work licking my phone all day.
I broke my heels and ended up on a random party bus where I passed out after a brief stripper pole incident.
We peed on campus in the middle of the tailgate and then hit on a married cop that asked you to stop touching him
I'm not drinking for the rest of the week. I need discipline, celery, dick, and a bible.
I have serious attachment issues. I just realized how long its been since ive smoked out of my bong and I feel guilty for dis owning it this week
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