Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
shattered his nose in 8 pieces. Blaming it on the dog. I feel more guilty about ruining the dog's good name than I do about ruining his nose.
Just did an upsidedown spineboard shot. Gotta love lifeguard parties.
I can't find my underwear or one of my shoes but he baked me cookies for breakfast.
This lumberjack with a huge beard is doing his group presentation in a dirty t shirt that says "I'm only 2 girls short of a threesome"
Had the longest conversation today with a potentially homeless cuban woman about mind control.
Just called a girl a cunt over peanuts. I think we both know it wasn't just about the peanuts.
arnt you supposed to become a mature adult when you move out of your parents house?
Moving out doesnt mean I'm mature, it means I can make pancakes and bacon at 3 in the morning and no one can judge me.
He saved you from those guys at the club, took you home, and made you breakfast. If this isn't your come to Jesus moment IDK what is.
I mean it's a good blow job, but it's not worth the four hour round trip.
woke up and somehow me leather belt got torn in half. either we partied with the hulk or some chick just could not wait to see my dick. probably the former tho
When we were having sex last night, I told him I would replace him with tacos
When she saw "buy condoms" on my to do list she figured out pretty quick we were breaking up.
Mom said it is up to us to plan Thanksgiving. Hooters or Scores?
Or???
Just witnessed a man yell "gonna catch a slut!" at himself in the mirror while doing bicep curls at the gym.
I was...perplexed.
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