You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
at least the cop wrote "happy birthday" on the ticket.
Sorry for my penis texting you last night, I can't control what he wants at 4am.
I literally recorded a toilet flushing to make it his ringtone to remind me what a piece of shit he is
It's like my butt was the only innocence I had left and now I don't even have that.
So far, my day has been sparkling with the tears of a thousand rainbow unicorns. I'd say this is quality shit you've grown.
I was just handed a bible on my walk of shame....are you there god? its tequila tuesday's hangover
They put 3 tbs of cinnamon in vodka shots and called it the "cinnamon death challenge"
WHY WONT HOT GETMAN MAKR PUPR WITH ME!!!!???!?!!
Just sent a dick pic to ur girl. It was accident. Plz mail it to Gena.
Also my face is like def lowkey made of silly putty
Here's an unsolicited pic of my tits, because you almost died last night.
Fuck these bullshit days. My underwear are still inside out.
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
I am drunkenly riding a razor scooter up and down the hills of Cincinnati
What in the fuck are you doing with your life
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