I had a dream last night that I was the one that killed Biggie
k, so I just picked a four leaf clover, then saw my dads penis. Lucky? I think not.
You left half a beer on someones car and claimed it was a second day of hanakuh gift
She saved the condom from the first time we did it.
The fact that I woke up with my panties on the counter and a piece of pizza stuck in my sheets is what scares me.
Show him your tits if he says no
They're not help-me-out-of-jams tits. They're I-fake-people-into-thinking-they-look-good tits.
I'll be there in 10. I need you naked and ready. Warm up.
I'm gonna take off my shirt and spin it around my head like petey Pablo so u can find us
Most people would probably take his lack of responses as a queue to stop. But nope, not me. I just keep going. And that's why I don't have a bf, just a little weinered friend
If my mom's not going to offer me drugs then it's really pointless for me to be here.
THIS IS AN AMERICAN HORROR STORY I CAN'T FIND MY VIBRATOR ANYWHERE WHICH MEANS I LOST IT WHEN I MOVED WHICH MEANS MY POOR VIBRATOR IS OUT THERE IN THE WORLD ALL ALONE RIGHT NOW WHAT AM I GOING TO DO
Sorry about the nipples in that snapchat. It was meant for the Australian.
I'm going to talk him into letting me tie him up, and then just leave him that way and go meet you for fro-yo.
I'm always down for nudity.
These girls next to us are doing shots called bath salts. Sadly this is the classiest bar I've been to since i moved to PA
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