i never knew gatorade would taste just as good on the way back up
and then you made a playlist that was just "party in the usa" on repeat...
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
Just spent 3 hours on the Mcdonalds website. I don't know what to do with myself now that college is over.
yeah i fucked her in the storage room on the inflatable mattress. i don't know if i should feel proud for me or bad for her.
Somehow after we left in 3 different cars to all go to different places we still all ended up in the emergency room
He has a really nice penis but its like a model that wasn't built to scale
Calling yourself a modern day Geisha doesn't justify being a whore.
He wanted to put Kesha on after he came in my mouth. I had to draw some sort of trashy, gay line.
He let me keep my Michael Jordan Bulls jersey on during sex.
Dude, I lost my shirt, and my doorknob is gone. I'm not sure which I should find first
If I send Ben a tit pic but I do it while wearing a Tom Brady mask is that funny or creepy
Glass of stolen champagne in a to go cup = tastiest hangover cure ever
I hate college football. It's really fucking with our phone sex schedule.
Your penis caused this!
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