Seeya bye Latvian government! Whammy!
you can't get genital warts from dogs can you?
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
his recent searches consisted of "World record for not bathing" and "Miley Cyrus vs Taylor Swift". Not even i am that desperate.
she was giving me head and that cheryl crow 'youre favorite mistake' song came on. she looks up and all i could do was nod
all time personal low: room service guy going "You want french fries AND onion rings???"
we are blowing up condoms and making balloons and we’re drunk on the floor. You could have come to school here
I'm sitting at work trying to dust glitter off my pants. I can't hang out with her anymore.
ASS. GYMANSTICS. OLYMPICS. NOW!!!
Also. When I die, I'm gonna have them put me in the casket naked and then have an open casket funeral. That will be my last chance to make people uncomfortable.
you're right. a strip only looks good in porn . mine just looks like a fucked up mullet
He's wearing my bra and eating a breadstick while jumping on our bed.....
Just got to Evans to buy weed. His mom showed up unannounced. Now the three of us are chillen. Super.
I need five more minutes of sobbing.. AND THEN I will get back to studying
Bitch how dare you drink my dos equis
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