so all night Ive been that girl with her tits out @ the bar. I mean I dropped jaws, yo. But in a classy way.
Nick had a break down & said to me "Everybody's mad at me, I'm the douchebag, Im the fucking douchebag that everyone hates, Do you wanna come home with this douchebag?!"
You're going home with him aren't you?
I'll see ya in the morning when I leave his house
It was the single greastest thing to happen to my dick ever
his penis was like watching paranormal activity your very hyped up to see it but you think it might be very scary and in the end you didnt really see anything at all
he was drinking cheap vodka with warm tap water and a packet of crystal light. if that's not an alcoholic then idk what is
you asked "if this appropriate to take the the bathroom?" while holding up a bottle of vodka when you went to pee.
I think the guy in front of me just puked in a styrofoam cup.
it's only monday and im already failing all my classes. i give up. tequila tuesday is my only friend.
I took Xanax and it did nothing to me. First sign I'm crazy and actually need it.
I'm taking tokes in the bath tub, come if you want, I'm naked and you have to bring chicken nuggets or else you can't come in
I'm 99% sure I just flashed my dad with my vagina. So that's the new low now.
It's okay. I think we're back on. I just went on a dog walk with him n blew him on a sidewalk
Why did I not realize how important my fridge was till I was drunk. It keeps all my food cold its like my own cold box
He hit me with his bagpipe
Isnt that against the lesbian handbook?
just made a presentation to 40 students and my professor about morals and ethical issues..still drunk. at 8am. I wish I could remember how it went.
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