she was talking to me but i could help but stare at the extremely long hairs on her boobs. then she says, "your looking at the hair on my boobs aren't you"
I am NOT getting arrested in a batman mask
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
Did you spray paint that captain morgan fifth that's in the freezer gold?
I have jerked off in every room in your house. *the more you know
Ice skating? Did you see me last night? I don't even know where my socks are
I don't want to die alone with cake watching shows about cake
This baby is an asshole
Touche. Dude, I fastened garters. Drunk. I deserve a medal from a drag queen.
The guy who was The Count on Sesame Street died this week too. Therefore, you should take multiple shots, count them, & go "ahh aaahh aaaahhh" after each one. I expect video...
I'm currently being signed up to be painted nude for a college art class. ah yes best high decision ever
Also, I found out that my dad has the name of every boy that I've ever dated and their physical description, car type and tag number stored in his computer.
Apparently Angela went missing once and he says he learned were to look first and that it's best to have information on hand.
I am luring the porn star to my house with chicken!
why do i have a pole dance champion shot glass?
We still on for Manwhore Monday?
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