He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
he smelled like listerine and beef tacos
The freshman came home at 9 this morning with one heel, no pants, and a strangers sweatshirt covered in tequila-scented vomit. I think we're done corrupting her for a while.
I am watching the CFL at a Hooters in Texarakana. I made a poor life choice at some point that led me here.
There is a limo involved. Man up, and make yourself puke. Its only one more night of blacking out.
We have a tower of vodka coming. OF VODKA
I dare you try and top an Eiffel tower full of Margarita
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
We looked in every room for condoms... It was the sexiest scavenger hunt ever.
Ways to ruin a one night stand: the guy finds your parenting magazine on your dorm room desk.
Hahahaha don't tempt me. Remember we're trying to avoid airport jail if possible
My boobs just got me out of my third ticket last night
i'm so proud. i woke up to nearly seven feet of basketball player in my bed this morning
you win. again.
She forgot a bra so she just used seran wrap. The scary thing is, it worked.
he asked me for a magic BJ...is that supposed to be different from a normal BJ?
Word. I want it involving like... sing-a-longs and sniffing glue.
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