he's a nude model. what could you have done to make him feel awkward??
I came home to burning cookies and him outside "tanning" naked.
He just wants an even tan
I woke on the floor next to a big TV. Apparently I traded my bed for a 52 inch samsung and a box of pop tarts.
he just came in and straightened the chair and left again
The gym is handing out free condoms this week, motivation to work out this week?
Hannah wants to know if she cant borrow your stats notes because she threw up on hers.
If you hook up with your cousin you will permanently be my favorite person ever.
After the Patriots lost I punched him in the face. But I still feel like that isn't a good reason to dump me.
I'm so tired of waking up with my bed full of deli meats.
you are not my drinking buddy, you are my drinking enemy.
whats our policy on dating high schoolers?
we dont have a policy but im pretty sure the state of michigan does
being single and having a boyfriend 300 miles away is eerily similar. never skipped a beat eating hot wings in my bed with no pants or masturbating every day.
he has pokemon bedsheets but his dick is huge so i took one for the team
I've had more orgasms than showers this week.
I SHOULD BE TERRIFIED OF HIS DRAGON DICK.
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