Mom and Dad are dead. Trust fund
I found the seven page love letter I had written you. I'm sorry i was so obsessed.
are u sure the monkey wasnt drunk too
Mental picture: Us at a bar keeping it classy shot gunning PBR's in the corner.
That was a good example of when keeping it real goes right
I am full of burrito and curiosity
hey, haven't seen your testicles in a while...you 3 still alive?
this cock blocking thing really has to end bro...its one thing to tell jen i live with my mom.. its another to cut the brakes on my car..
I totally just potholed and almost crashed while trying to lick salsa off my boob.
Don't forget: you only show your tits for the good beads. Be judicious.
The alcohol just runs so smoothly thru my veins.
I mean I want to go somewhere. I just don't want to put on pants or behave.
Man i fell asleep on a random persons porch on the way home and woke up to the family banging on the windows trying to wake me up
I'm going to confession for the first time in 6 years. Where do I start, the gay sex or rampant alcoholism?
Got caught peeing in public. Sucks. It was a police station. Sucks worse.
Anyhow. He gives me orgasms and cuddles and buys me dinner and alcohol. Ill keep him around and cross that other girl bridge when we get there ha ha
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