Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
I may just buy something cuz i have 6 weddings in the next year and a half.
Holy shittt I don't even have a bf
she was wearing a cheetah print one-piece and i slept with her anyway. big mistake.
He told me that "my little fuckpig" was a term of endearment in Britain. I think I'm in love.
I think after that blow job he got the other day he'd set himself on fire if I asked.
the scent of your tears make me crave pizza
Well, I convinced myself I had a sixth toe and then I ripped it off. So I PRAY you're doing better than me.
When I tell my children how I survived hurricane Sandy I'll probably leave out the threesome
People are stripping in McDonalds. Do I join?
YES.
He walked away from the girl that just blew him to hook up with another girl, and when she got pissed he just turned around and screamed, "SHE IS LIKE 10X HOTTER THAN YOU!" Then she went on an angry dick sucking rampage. There were 4 victims.
God dammit not the cupcake channel. Not when I'm high.
I didn't want to but I was drunk in a Disney bathroom with her and had a weak moment.
BTW he text me to text him later after the concert to hang out. Im prepping my bed but I should know I shouldn't count my dicks before they hatch
All of my Tinder matches have neck tattoos. It's like God wants me to go to jail again.
Omg cinnamon bun Oreos. Thanks weed
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