OMG. Drunk.
I'm so glad you fill me in on these things.
Sorry. Must've been trying to twitter.
my new favorite insult= "thundercunt"
my bedside table was not meant to hold this many beer bottles.
At least they aren't charging us for the broken diving board...
Turns out that my surprise "happy birthday" drop-in for my dad turned into a "my parents like afternoon sex a lot" realization.
Good call on the strip club last night. Everytime i smell some flowery candle or air freshener I get transported back to having my face firmly planted in Riah and Desire's tits.
You're welcome.
I'm pretty sure when you walk down Broadway and can pick out people you've slept with.. It might be a problem. I'm leaving for rehab tomorrow.
When I say I took advantage of you when you were drunk, I mean that I convinced you to let me paint cute little panda bears on all of your toenails.
Are there any plans to where i might need to be dressed semi-nicely or is it a "pants optional" weekend?
New rule. Every time you and I have a disagreement that lasts longer than 10min, while in a bar, we'll have a shot. Figure we'll eventually start agreeing sooner rather than later...
Come on there are only so many drink coaster sizes nipples in the world
Yah... You need to get here. Evan just peed off the karaoke stage.
Drake has all the answers
Remember when you tried to talk but you could only count by 2s?
after we fucked i left the room and when i came back he was patting his dick whispering "prouda you lil guy...prouda you"
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