Do you know how easy it would be to shoplift if I was a magician?!
today i learned why jack sparrow loved rum so fucking much
he didn't want to fuck because he was too busy skateboarding. what are we 12? I'm too old for this shit.
It would be like bopping for an apple with my penis but never winning an actual prize. The only thing I would get from it would be the joy from taking part but then regretting it forever more
He kept waking up periodically throughtout the night to bit my ear and pass back out.
her body is proportioned like a family guy character
If I take diet pills with my edibles I'll be a perfect person
oh you know, the usual stuff. getting kicked out of bars and sleeping in cars.
I'm gonna fuck that sweet little pussy of yours into absolute submission
Wow. Sorry. As soon as I sent that I felt inappropriate. But yes. Bring a sandwich after. Lol
Oh boom. You're officially Dr Phil. I need to have sex that I actually remember participating in.
I just squirted in your honor. It's like pouring one out for the beautiful sex partnership that could have been
I'm a grown ass woman. Treat me like one. Fuckboy
You just wait. When you see me foam roll naked, you're going to lose your mind.
I'm sitting here with a band aid on my labia, this is a first
Well it might’ve been because you asked to play What Makes You Beautiful at the club
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