I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
Hey man, did I leave the bottom drawer to my refrigerator that I had beer in at your house by any chance?
JUST SAW MY DRUG DEALER SOBER AND GOING TO CLASS. This is weird, its almost like he's an actual student whio leaves his room...
Her fucking playlist had randy newman on it. It was like woody was watching the whole time.
Don't smoke out front when you get home there's gasoline involved I'll tell you later
If it involves mee putting on a bra and discontinuing my 11 am drinking my answer is a polite fuck YOU
Wait, just ask him if can you can join in. You haven't lived until you've taken part in a threesome with your father...or so I've heard
You took off all your clothes to try on her fur coat and then punched me when I said you couldn't wear it to bed.
I just had to remind myself that I'm visible in real life. Sitting in the car in a parking lot, and almost took my shirt off because the tag is itchy and I wanted it off... and you know I don't wear bras...
It's amazing
I want to run hundreds of miles and do a whole semesters worth of homework while flying on a unicorn and throwing endless glitter bombs
He called me saying he got nice rims for his car so now we can fuck in style
like, you weren't just lying there, you were wrapped in what appeared to be the skin of a wolf, chanting doomsday prophecies
THE END IS NEIGH
sometime during the night he found me in the empty hotttub singing marvins room in only my bra.
how the FUCK did i spend 25 dollars at 50 cent beer night?
Can I say it was a great night out of town? Fucking my co-worker in the hotel bed while my best friend is fucking his friend on the floor and a random guy is laying in the other bed meanwhile we are all passing a joint back and forth
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