he just said he was sorry he wasnt been able to come by more often coz things are really crazy with that girl
you mean his girlfriend
I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
Bad news: I had to be at work at 7:15. Good news: no one had used the bathroom yet so I got to defile a freshly cleaned stall
If they made snuggies with a sleeve for my morning wood, id consider buying one...
i think i scared a bird with my dick
We sat on the porch laughing about hilarious the sunrise was. And that we can do drugs again in the morning, thank god
last night he took my thong off with his teeth... god bless champagne
I slept with him because his girlfriend should know better than to be with him given is reputation. It was like sex and a lesson all in one.
I decided staying home, watching porn and masterbating was a much better choice than the gym. And I was right.
I. recorded a message of me yelling at myself to "get up out of that bed" and set it an alarm. REALLY loud
The compounded multi day delayed hangover hit me hard today, with a vengeance normally reserved for large objects that go in my ass. I don't feel good.
In my drunk state I was like I ONLY HAD SEX WITH SOMEONE ELSE BECAUSE HE WAS THE HOTTEST GUY IVE EVER EVEN SEEN
I lost my voice. So I'm going to pretend I'm Ariel with legs today.
Is it just me or is it like a girl gets married and all of a sudden she’s a “blogger”?
My vagina likes him more than I do, but I’m going to follow her lead and see what happens
Randomize
