Third unemployed latin in my bed this week. I'm on a roll
Call me Kermit cause I'm about to go piggin
I drank it, and now my boss keeps hitting me in the face with beams of light.
Tripping at your desk probably isn't the best plan you've had.
it's not cheating when I paid for it
The worse part is i sent a text at like three that said i was getting head... Now i have no idea who's mouth has been on my dick
the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
My mom said "I don't want to fund your drug problem" so she gave me a gift card to the book store. I now have a 420 page book on growing weed.
Please make the clown in the corner stop judging me. I mean he's the one with paint on his face. I don't need him judge judying me.
just saw someone in just a bathrobe not even tied shut run to the bathroom with a facefull of cum. Someone had a good night
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
I can't live in this building much longer. People are starting to figure out that it's me making the weird sex noises.
Woke up with two different flip flops on sum burnt at the beach. Who are these French kids plz come back
Any sexual interaction is meaningless without pizza during half time.
Well I've consulted some psychics but they keep saying all they hear in my head is screaming and all they see in my future is pool noodles and cheese dip?
there were rolls with just one bite out of each one leading to the bedroom. you were laying on the bed naked and yelled 'you did it you followed the bread crumbs!'
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