Stoned at DSW. SO MANY SHOES! THEY'RE FREAKING ME OUT.
well. it's seven AM and i'm too high to hula hoop.
Best walk of shame ever. Not only did I not remember his name or the fact that we fucked, they all watched as I tried to get into 3 cars that werent mine
Oh and I threw up on myself...
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
All we did was argue about ponys and drug dealers
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
He gave me a hug and said "He doesn't deserve you, Anna. Your boobs are great, and I'd fuck you anytime. Any. Place." I need a new 'gay' friend.
The owner of this phone is no longer accepting texts from liars, assholes or married men. You figure out which one applies.
She cried the whole movie and got kicked out for saying "[Santa's beard] looks so soft I wanna stick my dick in it." We're going again next week. Drunk animation majors are the best
Last thing I remember is ranting about hating pants. Woke up this morning pants less. Couldn't find them, decided to leave. Driving without pants is surprisingly liberating.
Yeah she let me pull the goalie and wear my USA flag like a cape since it was the first day of the world cup
He sent me a selfie with his cat. He has found a way to my heart. And pants.
Eating an avocado like an apple while doing shots of fireball and watching finding nemo. I need to get my shit together.
I can't. I mean he's hot, but there's really nothing else there
You just said he's hot
NO YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND
the guy working the counter at the liquor store noticed i got my haircut and said it was pretty.....
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