this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
Stripper fight on main stage. It just happened. And it was glorious.
idk whats worse playing power hour to yourself, or the fact that you were having fun while doing it
i am too hungover to go to class can you just call me and put it on speaker phone
The guy in the next stall screamed courtesy flush and then puked. Bless you Vegas
We found him wrapped up in a giant table umbrella in the bathroom.
I just mistook cooking oil for the whiskey that was also on the counter... They're the same colour. That was not a good shot... I need to not drink alone.
We invented this drinking game where you pick and random video and drink for every misspelled word in the youtube comments. It did not end well.
You're fucking beautiful as shit and we should have loving sex...
Needless to say, I woke up on the bathroom floor wearing the dress that my mom wore to the wedding. That open bar stole my soul.
Feels like I ran a marathon last night. A tequila marathon.
Im gnna go loik fir my newq gay friuend now
Goodbee
My house is about to be spotless and the only person visiting is the plumber and not the porno kind.
I just had sex with the Sheriff's Deputy. You should call me.
No but seriously. Just had a guy lean over and sniff my head like it was a freshly baked pie
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