I don't know where I am, but I'm drinkin & I like these people
she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
bought some hannah montana deodorant. hope it doesnt make me smell untalented
I woke up next to her this morning and couldn't remember her name. Luckily, she had written it on my hand so that I could add her on facebook.
Fuck now we have to have sex
What?
In a bet, need to win
apparently they wrote a song entitled "butt slut" about her... im thinking shes not girlfriend material.
If you ever bitch out on 72oz margarita night again, this friendship is over
Could have been worst, could have seen me bent over biting her carpet while her son was inside me, i think i would have respnded with "i was just trying to be quiet"
You should not be allowed to go away on the weekends I plan on getting drunk on. I need someone to stop me from punching this guy in the face. It's simple room mate etiquette.
Ended up getting hot boxed in a limo with a bunch of asians going to a karaoke bar. I think I pretended to understand their language for a solid hour. Am I bilingual now?
We fucked through the entire Destiny's Child album, it was a beautiful thing.
Will give head in exchange for a Netflix password. Serious inquiries only please.
Dude you filled up a protein shake mixer with White Russians so you didn't have to keep coming upstairs.
We were getting fries and you hopped the counter and yelled "WELCOME TO GOOD BURGER HOME OF THE GOOD BURGER" and threw up
the insurance claim form from last night says foreign object removal from genitourinary tract so as far as the insurance company knows, it could have been a gerbil
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