Do you still have your period?
he clicked a button a stirrups came down from the ceiling... if I don't come home by sunday, report me.
your cum blends into my yellow sheets :/
I dreamt I won the Huge Cock Championship last night. It was glorious.
whats a positive sounding word for "exploit"?
You can't just say things like "great depression theme party" and then not respond.
Just wanted to remind you that you literally cut the underwear off a man.
I literally recorded a toilet flushing to make it his ringtone to remind me what a piece of shit he is
Got my bloodwork back and my liver is in tip top shape. Apparently blacking out 5 nights a week isn't cutting it, so we've got to step it up until I see that all of my hard work is actually paying off and doing some damage.
We found him in the neighbors shed using a bicycle as a blanket. We just left him there.
One of the annoying girls in my 7 AM class showed up drunk for her 21st birthday and just auctioned off her fake ID.
if the furniture in my bedroom wasn't shape shifting... this would be a different story.
I'm more than my video games and dildo collection
I'm recovering from the blowjob...She's doing her taxes...
Need advice bro. Which one should I take: the blonde devil crying in the corner or the brunette crawling on the floor acting like a dinosaur??
Randomize
