Guys who wear capris make me want to kill endangered species.
Stop staring at my boobs, I can't concentrate
Well how do you think I feel
fair enough
i just opened the overnight bag i packed at 2am last night. Apparently all i thought id need was a handful of quarters, mascara and one sock
Uggh answer your phone, you are the only one I know who'll be proud of what I woke up next to this morning .
Seriously wondering if smoking a bowl for lunch was a bad idea.
OR THE BEST. STAY TUNED.
I'm gonna make a therapist very happy and very wealthy this semester.
So the guy who is making our IDs is in jail now for attempted murder, with no bail...
So no fakes?
she was braiding my hair and singing forever young while she vommed everywhere at the same time. Talent.
You can't spell "party" without "RA."
You know what else you can't spell it without? "Gonna get fired."
A dick pic is not a proper way to say I'm sorry
your penis is a great and majestic leader among the penises.
I mean seriously there comes a time when you just need to take a crap in peace. Until he figures that out he can stay the hell outta my place.
So I just saw someone get shoved into a car trunk by your car.
I'm drunk listening and crying to Selena. How's your Monday?
welp,tonight ive reached new levels. by new levels I mean,i showed some guys my boobs for water. on your tab.. the most pointless thing ive ever done. either we should hang out way more,or never again.
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