And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
Bret has after-school detention for writing Brianna has a stinky vag on the ground at recess.
We ran out of ice cubes so I used ice cream. Everyone thought that was the plan all along. I just went with it.
Woke up in an unfamiliar pair of underwear, running shoes but no socks, and a cowboy hat. Thank you crown royal
The bouncer was being really rude for no reason. Steph PICKED him up and physically MOVED him from our path on the way out.
Well thats the pro of going out drinking with a pro body builder. Even if its a girl.
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
there's still three solo cups of your puke in my basement. so that needs to be solved at some point.
Well I don't think you can suck his dick while he's making pizza. I think that goes against some health codes.
So you get idea of what my night was like, I woke up this morning and the back of my head was orange
Yeah sorry about that. I got pulled into the Russian student society's end of term party. There was too much vodka and eurodance to come help you pack.
I told him I had an IUD and he asked me how was a bomb a form of birth control..
And since we used to fuck you are absolutely obligated to like my tweets
I just realized. I havent even gotten a paycheck from this new job yet and already laid one of the girls most of the dudes are after
I woke up next to my bosses toilet.i wish you had just left me in the neighbors yard.
Just used the word fistfucking in a serious conversation with my professor in front of the class, while making an appropriate and valid point. Win.
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