...so i touched it.
batman tramp stamp. Dibs.
Gross thing of the day...i got cum in my new boots
he was fingering the outside of my pants..i knew that was my cue to leave
she was giving me head and that cheryl crow 'youre favorite mistake' song came on. she looks up and all i could do was nod
he said that weed should be legal but that particular bong shouldn't be. i stared at a clock for an hour and a half after i ripped. so logically, i completely agree.
if you lined all their dicks up next to eachother, it would be like at&t bars
Jon thought he was that blonde chick from Three's Company when he was shrooming
im looking at burger kings website. there isnt one anywhere close to where we were last night. i think it was sent from heaven
also since I use google voice my ads in gmail switched to DUI services after this conversation
Nah, this is the University of Tennessee. She'll get the clap, and get busted for having pot in her dorm by spring break. This time next year she'll be part-timing at a community college as a nursing major. So predictable it hurts.
whatever bro. i had ice cream and whiskey for breakfast and its noon. this is the second worst christmas ever.
It's hard picking what to wear when you know the plan is sex. Like can't I just wear my robe let's just simplify this.
Youre a wreck. Youll be in your dorm weeping to project runway covered in pizza sauce and smelling of stale beer
You went on the date? His pickup line was I swear I'm not a serial killer and you went on the date???
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