We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
I hid 4 bags of cocaine in your house. Have fun finding them
And then he came out of the bathroom in a kimono
He was passed out on the floor holding a beer can, rolled over switched hands and never spilled a drop. We need to practice.
You never go ass to mouth. That's quite possibly the most important rule Paramedic school has taught me.
i can't decided whether the fact that her nipples are bigger then her palms is a problem or not
Oh please tell me that I'm sleeping in your shower and not the neighbor's again
You're right. Single life welcomed me back with open arms. It's like it knew it wasnt going to be long when I left.
your blue lips and tongue was their first indication you were probably underage
HEY THERE IS NO AGE LIMIT ON BLUE SLUSHIES
I look like one classy bitch running in heels through my backyard while carrying a small dog and a large bottle of booze. How am I still single?
Seems like you've kicked summer 2012 off well.
Apparently it's illegal to hit pedestrians with coke cans... But the cop complimented my arm. That's a win in my book.
It all went downhill when I figured out I could launch myself into people with my crutches
How do you say "thats kinda illegal" in thai?
I wouldn't call us friends exactly. Honestly I just hang out with him so I can hit on his girlfriend. They won't last long, and I'll be there to pick up the scraps
So it turns out strippers do encores if enough people yell. Encore song: Self Esteem.
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