just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
instead of telling him i dont hook up with closet frat guys, i gave him his "straight' fraternity brothers number... pike house will be interesting tonight
Slut skills are useful in every country.
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
Sophomore year, I fucked on your desk chair. I'm sorry. I love you.
Watching videos from last night and u go "I should be the president, I can get whatever I want w my tits"
New rule: I am no longer allowed to speak
I may be bringing home two guys tonight. I'f they won't go for a double-team you can have the lanky one.
I got another blow job proposal last night. Skills.
Dude they're making a condom for people who have no feeling in their penises that will make them able to have an orgasm. I love science
Naked and Afraid: Hangover edition
Last night at a party someone grabbed my ass so I just fucking punched them in the face then went home and ate a frozen pizza
Hey know anyone who wants 58 lbs of whole frozen chickens for a couple bowls?
I had the good sense not to tell her that my summer goal is to get fucked by a med student while wearing a party dress and sparkly shoes
I'm eating ice cream out of my purse
Sorry I didn't have my phone all night. Did we hang last night?
You bit me
Oh lord I need to hear this story
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