i want to be waterboarded, just to see what all the fuss is about
And just as he was about to come, he screamed "Oh Christy!!"
What's wrong with that? Your name IS christy.
He then said, "Oh shit, sorry Julie."
I would blow Magic Johnson for a pack of lucky strikes right now. Post-hiv.
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
I've been drunk so often this summer being sober is exciting
please dont pick me up from the airport dressed like a terrorist.
the tow truck driver and i bonded while discussing our experiences with four lokos
I'm crossing my legs while pooping. Taking a shit has never looked so proper.
Just made a PowerPoint called "Reasons Why You Should Fuck Me" at his request. The sad thing is we've had sex before...
i was on the fire escape while he ate me out for a while before i realized he had shut the door behind us and locked us out and i proceeded to climb down the stairs and climb back into the party through the window.
i can only hope to be on your level one day.
Mom and dad should be so proud half of their children have gotten naked in the same local grocery store
Whatever. I'll take my new fine ass dick sucking nails elsewhere.
I fit in backpacks. BOOM HERE I AM! Like a stripper from a cake.
You were giving me all the reasons why being the big spoon is such a responsibility, and how you wish you were a girl cause the little spoon does nothing
Other than the whole stab wound in my leg thing, today was pretty good. The nurses all loved me and gave me a sandwich and juice.
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