i just went through and liked all 1,239 of her pictures instead of writing my english paper. don't tell her, i want her to be surprised
Well at one point you put icyhot on your feet because you lost your shoes and it was snowing outside.
If you're missing hair this morning, i'm sorry in advance
It's almost summer. We need to start reconnecting with our home drug dealers.
I just got a Community College debit card in the mail. My failure has been materialized.
You were humming mission impossible as we ran from the cops
Just saw ur booking photo. Love that u were already wearing orange. Its like u knew
I mean it was like cry my eyes out or masturbate in my moms bathroom.
if girls can go out in miniskirts and reveal their thongs, I should be able to wear a sheer dress with boyshorts with the word love bedazzled on my ass.
This is why you're my favorite.
Just found dollar bills in my sheets. What part of the weekend am I forgetting?
words I never want to hear dad say again: "Trevor you sexy man you"
Look. When I let you cum on my tits don't fuck it all up by going "SKEET SKEET SKEET" it just pisses me off.
I went with plan f. get drunk and start a fire in my yard
WOKE UP NEXT TO A PLATE OF MEATBALLS HAPPY MONDAY
He still texted me and invited me over a day later so I guess I'm the lovable kind of psycho
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