but i really can't criticize. i blacked out waaaaaay ahead of schedule.
That's the secret to virgins: blizzards.
So does your leg always twitch violently when someone plays with your clitoris? Or has my ten years of piano playing finally paid off?
I just saw that your im name has '4eva' in it. Your man card has been revoked.
Just ate lunch with a paperclip again. Seriously, need to invest in plastic forks.
so we were having anal, both very very drunk when he started shouting his roomates name
drunk making out is the fucking beeeest. specially when it's your exboyfriend
I wonder if you'll be as excited about this as you are now tomorrow morning.
You left your underwear on the fireplace
I wonder if they'd let me siphon the gas out my car before they impound it
And my cat won't make me food. She's a bitch
What do you want to swallow. Press 1 whiskey press 2 rum
Blowing lines in the bathroom and trying to get into the mindset of someone who wants to be at work for 12 hours
Seriously, he's as bad as Joffrey. I hope this ends like Game Of Thrones did.
Where you been?
Please tell me this is a booty call
11:30pm - Shots together. 12:15pm Shots together. 12:45pm Shots together. 9:30am Plan B's together.
Randomize
