i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
So two questions...why am I covered in muffins and are there pictures of this.
I give you the lube, you make me the mac and cheese, that's a pretty fair deal I think.
you have a wonderful penis attached to someone I'm having a lot of problems with right now
U know when u get really drunk and u don't think anyone can see what your doing? If I'm that drunk the possibilities are endless
i got up, ate a McDouble, then went straight back to bed.
You sure know how to make a day worth living.
I had her buy me a cock ring, so we might test that out. We are presently playing yahtzee.
Cock rings and yahtzee. Like peanut butter and jelly.
And I don't know if this is really ESP, or just a crazy feeling, but I'm pretty sure he has an std. Or at least a cold.
I feel a little uneasy about having my grandma sleep in my bed that I've banged chicks in not too long ago... Fuckin blizzards
Laziness has hit a new level. I'm out of clean sexy underwear and meeting a boy tonight so I'm having a thong delivered via post mates.
Do you remember when I didn't post that pic of you fucking an avocado on your boss' desk? Can you return the favour?
You know that voice that tells you to do something spontaneous after 1am? Don't listen to it.
Hiding in a kitchen with no pants orange juice abs a pillow...please joun
I haye tequella
Either I'm getting old or the shit show is playing earlier than it used to...
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