Does it still count as a "walk of shame" if it's only 1am?
we need blinds so i can safely watch porn during the day
True Life: I hate vaginal excretions
its like national bring your ginger to the pool day or something
He said that if more girls show up hes not going to ask ages... Spoken like a true sex offender
What are the signs of a concussion? Please don't freak out.
she crawled under her car and passed out. Unfortunately her feet were sticking out and someone called 911 because they thought she had been run over.
i was completely deserted.. so i stood outside starbucks for 20 minutes trying to convince the employees to open early and take care of me.. fuck you guys
Just watched an entire Mariachi band walk of shame home together. Halloween at its finest
So I was trying to finish off that sick uv whipped and I chased it with yogurt. Not a good idea
Never let him bartend when he's tripping. He sprinkled a ton of mexican shredded cheese over a jack and coke and called in a Monterey Jack Daniels.
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
You're lucky I'm holding your vagina in my best interests
I’m drunk and naked and looking for my charger - title of my autobiography.
The last thing I remember was them slipping shots into my beer bong, and me being happy about it
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