They use the phrase "final warning" so often the words have lost all meaning.
i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
You thought cars couldnt see you if you stuck your head in the mail box
and parents always said I was only motivated by money. Pfft they forgot vodka.
just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
Can you bring me a pair of sunglasses to the bathroom please... Don't judge me.
Despite what happened tonight, Im still expecting Jesus birthday sex
Some guy seriously just got Jimmy Johns delivered to him at the graduation ceremony. This cannot be real life.
You left your underwear here. I'm hanging it on my door
You try staying up all night fucking a guy with a curved dick and see how much you want to go out after that.
She started telling me about this odd patch of smooth skin under her boobs. Not sure if she was hitting on me or looking for free advise from a doctor...
I mean, I still played with her tits for like 20min tho.
I'm going through our high school yearbook trying to find what boys I want to hook up with this summer. We graduated four years ago. That's a problem.
I woke up and discovered I gave new meaning to the term "pizza pockets" yes it's exactly like it sounds like
we should definitely drink gin again. soon.
I didn't pay $79 for lingerie for you to cum in 30 seconds
he said he only had one rule...that he'd only go down on me 3x a day. so far this is turning into the best relationship ever.
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