you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
I tried to cut him off and he said "I was the president of a fraternity for 3 years, I could outdrink God."
I don't want to smoke with her when she's on adderall. She carved her pumpkin for four hours & didn't say a word.
I feel like I had eight dicks in my mouth
ya she's here .. it looks like she just gave up and passed out on the floor
Too drunk to talk to museum staff. So much for proper wednesdays
Crazy how fast a room full of drunk teenagers sober up when someone breaks his parents' new flat screen
I think we should go through the tsa checkpoint with raging hardons when we go through LAX. I think we should pass out some viagra to everyone
You were chugging tap water out of a running blender screaming "bubbles is Perrier mother fucker"
Soggy bong water carpet is the worst kind of carpet.
Remember that time we turned a can of Axe body spray into a flame thrower?
I'm 2 weeks in to my all dick and carb diet and so far I've lost 2lbs.
He fucked me harder than I've ever been fucked before and afterwards he started crying and profusely apologizing to god and baby Jesus for his sin.
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