There's a show on bravo about fat people dancing. FAT PEOPLE. DANCING.
This is god's gift to the unemployed.
You taught me that having a dip while u shit is awesome. I appreciate u for that
I got an 8 ball and a free entrance pass to the strip club, if i dont get laid tonight I never will.
he just started chanting dark meat! dark meat! out of no where.
The really sad thing is that I actually practiced crawling in my room yesterday in preparation for today
Congrats on having the best tasting nipple at the bar last night.
whoever brushed my teeth and whitened them while i was passed out, thanks.
Update is I am officially king of Gettysburg. Tam and I are being threaded like royakt. In bought e ruined a drink
its kind of scaring me that i am turned on by tom cruise in rock of ages
I'm about to airblow my boyfriend. I'll three-way you.
I'm starting a point system. For every 2 beer runs i do for u slackers i get a free bottle of Barefoot.
I wouldn't even cut tickets or put ppl in jail I'd just hand out punches to the mouth and Liam Neeson throat chops
I'm too high and old for this...
are you drinking tonight?
I have an exam tomorrow
so yes.
we went to the skate park then back to her house for dinner, and somehow that ended with her making me blueberry pancakes at 2am
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