He then proceeded to try to whisper up my nose...
i knew she was desperate at the point in which she started showing me her naked pics on her phone
it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
The fact that he grabbed my boob in the middle of the conversation shows something needs to change
So can we talk about how we all three made out with the bike taxi driver in lieu of paying him. I'm not even mad, that's resourceful. You know what married girls would have had to do? They'd have had to pay.
I have no idea how I got home or why I am naked but I assume I owe you a thank you...
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
I'm abstinent now
Oh, is this one of the times when you're serious?
There's tequila in my general area. Please pray for me.
How are you feeling this morning?
Well, I just found day old puke in my bra, so I've been better.
We had sex last night...... This "Friends" thing is going well.
Pretty sure if we keep hanging out on Tuesdays there will be no whiskey left for the younger generations or the universe will implode....tomato tahmato
This fucking storm better not ruin my sex plans this weekend
Where are you? Where am I? Why am I so red?
I am beginning to doubt your commitment to my making poor choices tonight
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