I just dry heaved the smell of jagerbombs....which proceeded to make me hurl for real.
He's a fan of Alicia Keys on Facebook. It doesn't NEED to say 'interested in men'.
no, i'm not a lesbian.. i just really want to fuck you while drinking, thats normal in a friendship.
he asked you how you felt and you yelled "I FEEL SO PROACTIVE!" and started coloring with sharpies
At the same time. Hot men feeding me brownies. In between rounds of sex.
Walk-of-shaming home in that dress you got arrested in. Six guys called out your name when I walked past. I've never been more proud of us.
I took my shirt off and stood in the kitchen for an hour and a half talking to his parents about my tattoos
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
Tip of the day: Don't ever send a bootycxall at 3 in aftnoon. No one will respond n u'll just feel fooolish.
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
It was one of those nights where you get back from the bar and end up staying up till 3AM beating off to facebook photos of girls from college
fyi, pepper spray hurts. whoever comes up with the best backstory wins a prize.
I woke up knowing I have nowhere to be today except parties and it was glorious and I am so happy
They left a cherry picker with the keys in it on a college campus, what else were we supposed to do?
I need to stop being so honest when I'm drunk. I got proposed to by a stranger again last night. It's not my fault that I would be perfectly ok making sandwiches and giving blow jobs for the rest of my life.
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