Only now do I see "not intended for use on skin" warning. Wonderful. But hey, my dick smells like magic marker.
Why didn't you tell me that Dad was a registered sex offender?
We were going to tell you eventually, how'd you find out?
Our school resource officer showed us how to use Family Watchdog and pulled up his picture.
looks like were buying each other an abortion for our one year present...
i just taught a 3 year ld how to do a jager bomb, i cant wait to have kids
10 dollar pizza all the toppings you want. Wait Until You See This Pizza
This escort grabbed my boyfriends ass and it became clear, he fucked pretty much anything he could find prior to dating me.
I had to step in when you tried to make it rain baking powder on my sister
I WALKED myself out of breath. And I'm lost I'm a Tim Hortons parking lot. That's how hungover I am.
I found him in his pink and white boxer out side the dorm hall and the only thing he said was "it wouldn't let me in"
Nothing says "I Love you" like my dick in a pizza box
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
Literally told everyone you're my idol cause you ate a chicken nugget off a sword
Dick is the cure to depression. I'm almost positive. And cough syrup.
I'm in the recliner and i have a bottle of wine wedged in my cleavage, drinking from a straw. Clever and classy or pathetic and sloppy?
So how was it?
The cemetery or the sex?
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