her vagine was all disorganized.
Yeah, we realized keeping you in a cage wasn't beneficial to us
Don't fret. That vag would have consumed a lesser man.
I plan on offering nudes to any guy that wants to give me notes from the past five weeks of class
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
I walk in to see her roommate half naked on their stripper pole. I knew I was home.
And it was confirmed to me that I did in fact cut my girlfriend out of her dress with my sword.
Dont worry about the blood on the pillow. its from my face.
He told me he's not in to anal. I need to marry him, ASAP.
HELP A SISTER OUT. AND KEEP YOUR TONGUE OUT OF THE HUMMUS.
TOO HIGH TO FIGURE THIS SHIT OUT
When I picked you up, you were drinking Maker's Mark out of the bottle with a crazy straw.
As if finding out the man you just had sex with is married isn't bad enough, it gets so much more awkward when his wife comes in to comfort you...
I woke up naked in her room. More precisely, I woke up naked in her room with her and her sister laughing at my penis. I hate my life.
His family, without saying anything, started a game of quarters the moment the drinks arrived. I love them. If only I didn't hate him so much.
you know maybe it wouldnt be so bad if it hadnt happened before. At least I didnt blow him this time
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