sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
I just got asked by a man in the alley if i would like to buy 50 dollars of meat for 20 bucks. Its been a weird day.
why are there post-it notes all around the apartment labeled where you guys had sex and in what position
according to the random from alabama i slept with last night i kept saying "poor lil tink tink" over and over in my sleep
I wanna thank you for having such slutty friends growing up. Your a great little sister
Also while I am being the bigger person I plan on bringing over something strong smelling and/or alcoholic to torture the poor hungover bastard
I want a MapMyFart App, where I can mark every spot where I have ripped one. Like here.
You sprinted into the side of a parked car
She took a six hour road trip with me so I could have revenge sex with my ex's brother. That is the definition of a best friend.
I was Jaeger weird. I was rolling on the floor pretending to be an Olympic gymnast and my name was Gina
Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
drunk and crying about Shakespeare- how's your night?
This guy on tinder just told me that he wanted to tie me up and asked me what I thought. I told him I wanted tacos
I got a pots and pans set and a vibrator. Merry Crisis.
Just so you know, I choose to answer your bootytext tonight because it was the most creative.
Randomize