i just threw up ON my final. epic way to end the semester.
So I have some interesting news. The pizza guy called the cops on me...
Girl next to me in class just said to her friend "and I haven't even cried yet." Challenge accepted
I never thought that taking apart multiple age 5 and under puzzles would be part of my house party clean up process.
Yeah, sorry about that. I just couldn't stop.
I found bruises on my neck from barfing out the window.
Don't remember shit. It was only until I saw the glaze on my forearm that I knew you drove to get donuts last night. I also spent 20$ there apparently
I wish we couldve been like jesus and the desiples tongith
I was fine until "Under Pressure" came on the radio. It's like God wanted me to shit my pants on the drive home.
I can't figure out if I'm dying from all of the booze still in my system, or from the cement wall.
Found my bike today. On top of the garage. I'm not even going to ask myself why.
i just remember sliding through the snow and yelling i love america before puking on the oncoming cars
So right before she was about to give me head she tapped the tip and said "Is this thing on" I think I'm in love.
he just sent me a dick pic, it highly resembled a cheese stick
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
I had mediocre parking lot sex last night so the night wasn't a complete bust.
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