Yah man, that place is surreal
Man, I'm from Tennessee. What the fuck is surreal?
the pool opens at 11. by 1115 the ambulance had been called.
Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
Please return the baby Jesus and sheep to the quad
Dont have access to internet. masturbating to shake weight commercial.
I told him he was my first gentile. He was so flattered.
I would have thought, as two of my best friends, you girls could have cought me as I fell out of the shower. There are so many bruises.
I just had cybersex with some guy from the Netherlands for 2 HOURS instead of doing my History project...how's your break going?
The guy at the ER said it was the first time he's given stitches for a funneling accident. Then he seemed upset that I took pride in that...
We got hammered last night and I woke up this morning with texts from 'iron maiden chick.' wtf?
That moment when your whole family facetimed you just moments before you threw up all over the entire living room
There's a ton of international students in my suite and I'm just sitting in this chair with no pants on eating frosted flakes
Well at least I still have a burrito in my pocket.
30 year old woman with braces and crocs came into the store today with her boyfriend. what am I doing wrong.
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