I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
I should be nowhere even remotely near facebook in this condition.
I have a ginormous moral hangover. Strip club blues.
he started drinking at 9am with grey goose and pancakes. He IS my hero.
I don't want to smoke with her when she's on adderall. She carved her pumpkin for four hours & didn't say a word.
I feel like you pissing on my ping pong table isn't something to be proud of.
This dude has my number from April last year. Drunk me left sober me a puzzle. No confirmation of pants off business
he sent me a pic of his dick and balls out with sunglasses over them like a face. i was at dinner.
do you still have it? i kinda want to see.
They were swingers. Real swingers. Thought it was going to be awesome until some fat guy tried to put my dick in his mouth.
Currently hot boxing a fort I made on our snow day... This is legendary
See this is where I mess up.. I get distracted by the option of consistent sex and free beer
I pour the whiskey from now on
When your guy changes his swinger profile to include you. #makingprogress
By the way I can not feel my vagina. It's like it's asleep. What the hell did you do?
I’m ready to be reckless and make stupid decisions, and I need you to support me in that.
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