i wish exes would disappear into a world where we never have to deal with them again, and they can just create drama for each other. Then if they wanted to talk to us, they would have to apply to get a "visa" to come back to our world.
When you want to head down the cleveland on Sunday?
What time do the bars open? I dont want to remember how bad theyre gonna lose
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
I just had sex in a cardigan. Made me feel old. Smarter somehow, but old.
I dont feel as bad coming home this baked because I gave my 14 year old sister a no drugs talk last night.
we've got reservations. ask for the eat a bag of dicks table
Woke up with a full plate of KFC next to my face. I didn't really question it.
One is full of apple juice. One is full of tequila. This is real russian roulette my friend.
You may see me wearing your shirt to class. It's because I still have the spins and I'm anticipating throwing up on it. Asshole.
Bryan's allergic to that cheap detergent, so he's been naked for three days. But we're all used to it now, so the party is still on.
TOUCH YOURSELF. DO IT.
I don't think that's how you're supposed to sext
And I'm determined to make an Eiffel Tower happen sometime. I just don't know who will take the pic (first world sex problem?)
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
Everyone says she blew me in the bathroom, so I believe it, I just don't REMEMBER.
Good morning! Spongebob is on channel 257 when you wake up. Help yourself to breakfast. You were great last night. See you when I get back.
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