Whod you bang
either way he was missing a nipple.
Remember when I was so high that I thought my appendix burst? All I had to do was fart man, just fart.
she just came into my room, drunkenly shoved six dollars into my bra and told me to spend it on chicken wings.
jen just told me ur idea of revenge was saluting while letting his bong float away while attached to some balloons.
There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
It's kind of awesome I can smoke with my parents and tell them about thetime we used listerine in that bong
6 pack came off in the shower. Sharpie is not forever.
Listen I just pulled white girl hair out of my underwear. This has got to stop. I was wearing pants all night.
Im part way to drunk.
i warned you not to do dabs 20 minutes before graduation. You never listen
Bringing my mom Taco Bell and weed. I'm such a good daughter
We got drunk, we had raw sex and we discussed about the showrunner change in Doctor Who, in that order.
Officially the best daughter ever. I just restocked my parents alcohol that I stole last night AND ADDED TO IT
Adulthood is putting your bongs in the dishwasher because you're too lazy to clean them manually.
Are you ok dude?
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