their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
ran into someone who graduated hs with us while i was paying for booze in quarters. i love it when people from my past catch me in my classier moments.
When he was fingering me, it felt/looked like he was digging around for pocket change.
Motor boating, judging by the amount of lipstick I found I would say between 6 to 8 times
Apparently in gay bars the restroom signs are just a formality. Its a free for all in there
Well at least he stopped keeping track of money by bottles of McCormick.
Hurry there's a dancing lesbian. She's a jumper and has impeccable jazz hands.
Well right now I am watching him use the fire extinguisher off the pourch.
Her boyfriend was hitting on other girls while drunk. But, she said she was okay with it because she is a feminist and she supports all women's decisions.
Blow job bear ended up in my bed last night. She didn't live up to her costume.
We are without power. He took ALL the lightbulbs out and hid them.
I wish we could all take a bath together. Not in a lesbian way. But in a relaxing drunk in the tub sort of way.
Ahha guy saw me buying beer, went "hmmmmm" and nodded his head approvingly. No words exchanged, but he has made his way to my heart haha
Is it just me or is it like a girl gets married and all of a sudden she’s a “blogger”?
Listen I don't care what it's called as long as it's drugs
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