Please tell me how I woke up out in the middle of nowhere wearing nothing but a hard hat and a man thong?
why are there post-it notes all around the apartment labeled where you guys had sex and in what position
It's just like the Real World with babies
you were holding her hair as she threw up saying "I'm going to be a great doctor" repeatedly.
I just had a cup of orange juice and thought it didnt taste right. It didnt have vodka in it.
Just found out for my occult lit class (history of cults) final project is making a spellbook. Hello last term of college.
I can't. I can't get out. He cooked me food. And made me jager bombs. And painted a glow in the dark smilie face on my boobs
No she had like 2 shots and started ironing her clothes and whispering random shit in my ear
Nothing says "back to school" like walking in the first day with a hangover
After tacos, we're chasing women.
JUST DENIED A NEW YEARS KISS BECAUSE HE WAS A COWBOYS FAN.
So I heard her yell at him and I went downstairs to find he had lit up each one of my smokes and taken just one drag off each and had em lined up on the table. She says he "experiments" when on Ambien.
is it fun? or sober?
Would the comment "Down Goes Frasier" be too inappropriate at this time?
My Boss was giving porn recommendations. I think I'm scarred for life.
Randomize
